Gov’t-funded ‘blowjob’ lessons for 6-year-olds—another Eggen ‘triumph’

And a trembling, spineless opposition is too gutless to even mention the subject

As Alberta moves ever closer to that magnificent day when its socialist government will at last disclose the sweeping changes it proposes to make in what our public schools are teaching, the forerunning events grow ever more preposterous. Last week, however, they hit a new low, or high, depending on the viewpoint.

“Would you believe,” I asked a close friend, a man who has seen a great many preposterous things in his lifetime, “that the government of Alberta has been discovered to be funding a website which offers children down to the age of six, specific instructions on how to give ‘blow jobs?'” He had an instant answer: “If you mean ‘oral sex,’ as they call it, then my answer is no. No government that I can imagine would be pushing such stuff on little children. It just wouldn’t happen. The facts have to be mistaken.”

“The facts,” I said, “are not in dispute.” A website has been developed for use in the sex clubs, established in twenty some public schools as “refuges” for homosexual and trans-gendered students in Grades K-12. i.e. roughly six years of age to 17. The website, formed by the government and addressed to these clubs, gives instructions on oral sex, also provides information on various methods on masturbation, and offers illustrated instructions on techniques for gay and lesbian sex.

My friend had the same response that I’ve been hearing for weeks: “Where, where, where is the opposition? The answer to that question is that they’re hiding, in fact quaking in their boots. The parental announcement came out early in the week. By Wednesday the parents’ website, Informed Albertans, run by Theresa Ng, had received more than 30,000 hits. When Education Minister David Eggen arrived in the house Thursday, he should have come under such a withering fusillade of questions, jibes and jeers that it convulsed the whole assembly. But at both the morning and afternoon sittings, not a single word on the subject was mentioned. Why? Because both the supposedly conservative parties, the Progressive Conservatives and the Wildrose, are terrified — and that’s the right word — of the approbation of the gay movement and the media. The truth is, they are afraid they will be called names, very nasty names.

Thus, the Alberta opposition as it stands presents a disgusting exhibition of spineless ninnies. Mention the word “homophobe” and they all scurry in terror and hide under their desks “Please, please, please don’t call me those awful names — bigoted, hateful, etc. I promise, really promise, I’ll never again say anything bad about perverts. I dearly love perverts. Some of my best friends are perverts. And I’m so glad to see the government is providing our children with a program clearly intended produce a whole lot more perverts.”

The phenomenon of the school sex club website presents a number of curious circumstances. To run it, the government turned to its sacrosanct seer of sex, Dr Kris Wells of the University of Alberta’s woebegone Faculty of Education. He presides as master mouthpiece, so to speak, of the Alberta’s gay movement. The parents’ disclosure was not long out before somebody ordered the “offensive” material removed. (Those with strong stomachs can still view it at https://informedalbertans.wordpress.com/2017/03/13/alberta-government-funds-website-directing-k-12-kids-to-sexually-graphic-content/

To see Mrs. Ng’s accompanying article go to: https://www.change.org/p/albertans-will-you-take-a-stand-to-protect-our-children

Called for comment by open line hostess Danielle Smith, Wells responded in character: Rather than answer the parents, he attacked them, and also Ms. Smith for daring to broadcast the parents’ case. “I’m disappointed you would give this group any air time,” he said. “They constantly attack LGBTQ issues and I’m a constant and ongoing target for their harassment. Just look at their website. This is nothing more than hysteria. Giving them a platform only legitimizes their extremist views.” Notice the underlying message: “We control the media, young lady, and you aren’t playing the game. Much more of this and we’ll make sure you never get another media job in Alberta.”

Several questions, however, arise: How did the bad stuff get on there to begin with? If Wells ordered it put on, why did he take it off? Or did Eggen order it taken off, in which case what’s going to happen to Wells? Is instructing Alberta six-year-olds on how to do “blow jobs” a fireable offence in the Department of Education, or is it all part of the daily routine? Blow jobs Monday, sodomy Tuesday, necrophilia Wednesday. Typical week in the minister’s office.

Anyway, how can they fire Wells? Without doubt he is to be used as a central spokesman for the new curriculum. And it would be difficult to explain his absence. “We were hoping to have Dr. Wells address us tonight, ladies and gentlemen, but unfortunately they had to let him go because he was caught pushing a program offering blow job lessons to little boys and girls. Older kids too, of course.

And what’s next on the government’s sex club agenda? Foreplay with your cocker spaniel? Sadomasochism for beginners? The pros and cons of buggery. Dr. Wells would have been really helpful here. A man doesn’t become a faculty director of something called the Institute for Sexual Minority Studies Services at the University of Alberta without acquiring a wealth of new ideas to share with six-year-olds and up.

In the meantime, this quaking knees problem that so afflicts our opposition in the Legislature, has certainly not inhibited our parental organizations. Donna Trimble, executive director of Parents for Choice in Education. has publicly posed three questions for Eggen:

  • First, why did the Ministry of Education not more cautiously vet the this website prior to providing government dollars?
  • Second, how could the operators of the website find the graphic nature of these community resources appropriate to offer to K-12 students?
  • Third, and most important, how is it that Alberta students are being offered access to the Alberta GSA Network, and the sexually graphic material therein, without the explicit permission of the child’s parents?”

And here’s a message, or plea, from me to the members of the opposition: Your clear duty is to protect the children of Alberta from the machinations of this peculiar government, which are being made ever more outrageous day by day. During question period in this coming week, your job is to crawl out from underneath your desks, to stand squarely on your two feet , and hammer the Honourable, the |Minister of Education with those three questions until you finally force him to answer them. And while you’re at it, you might symbolically lift your middle finger to Dr. Wells and his colleagues in the care, study and advance of the creeposphere. Surely you can see that they’re absolutely certain they can control you. All they need do is to threaten to call you names. It’s time you showed them in terms they will never forget just how drastically wrong they are.

Ted Byfield was founder and publisher of Alberta Report news magazine, general editor of Alberta in the Twentieth Century. a 12-volume history of the province, and general editor of The Christians: Their First Two Thousand Years, a 12-volume history of Christianity. His column on education appears in The Christians.com, a web journal. He has recently authored two little books on modern pedagogy: Why History Matters and The Revolution Nobody Covered. You can order both copies here.

5 thoughts on “Gov’t-funded ‘blowjob’ lessons for 6-year-olds—another Eggen ‘triumph’

  1. Canadians are vulnerable to politically protected child sex groomers for a few reasons, two of which include:

    1) Ignorance of left wing activist tactics, which can be read and applied here for pure purposes here:

    https://monoskop.org/images/4/4d/Alinsky_Saul_D_Rules_for_Radicals_A_Practical_Primer_for_Realistic_Radicals.pdf

    2) Dads who are unwilling to fight or unaware of the danger to their children. Too many of us leave the fighting to our wives and don’t stand on the front lines. Leadership from bold men is required to change this sorry state of affairs.

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  2. I couldn’t agree more with your article. It was very well written, and truly shows how sick and perverted this government really is.

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  3. I have never read such “crap” in all my life. If anyone believes this they are very misinformed and have a very unintelligible brain/mind. I wouldn’t even POST such garbage on facebook or send it to anyone’s email. This could be grounds for a law suit.

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    1. What is it that you disagree with in this article? I’m sure that as someone who calls other people misinformed or “unintelligible”?, you must have researched this yourself. Was this sexually-graphic information posted on a govenmentally funded website as a resourse for K-12 students, or was it not?

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  4. Hi Lenore. Would you please explain your comment? Do you believe these people are lying about the existence of the websites? The accessibility of the websites for school-age children? Im not sure I understand the “misinformation” or the “unintelligible brain/mind” that you are talking about.

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